Lady Whistledown
Homage to Dolly!
Three houses down, there’s another one.
The social home for porch geese and the people who dress them.
Dress her
Porch Flock is where the people who dress them find each other. Post what she’s wearing, follow the porches you love, and see what every state is up to this season.
Post her outfit. The whole street will notice.
Post a photo
Add your own tags, like Halloween or porch swap.
React and comment
Hearts, honks and real answers from people who sew.
Find posts by tag
Tap a tag to see just those posts. Tap All to go back.
The hobby on FacebookOther people’s groups, counted from public pages. Porch Flock is new.
Hundreds of thousands of people already do this.
364,886
Members of the largest porch goose group on Facebook.
28,700
People in a second Facebook group for buying and selling, with its own escrow.
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Goose sellers who let you filter, sort or search by fit. Collections are arranged by holiday.
Everything the flock needs.
Ask the flock
Will it fit? Who made that cape? Ask in the feed and the people who sew will answer.
An example question.
Groups become tags
She gets her own page
Her wardrobe, her posts, and a card to share.
Your goose
Sample cardShare to Facebook
One tap posts her Flock Card into your group. A plain link, nothing to install.
Sizes, when you need them
A free size registry on the side: 18 of 76 measurements published so far.
Open the registryTwelve occasions a year. One very patient goose.
Straw hat, candy stripes, geraniums.
Tweed, flat cap, leaves on the step.
Velvet, fur trim, the string lights go up.
A tartan cape under the lanterns.
Not every porch is a farmhouse.
Mostly one person and a sewing machine.
The people making these outfits are mostly individuals who sew. Much of the trade happens in a Facebook group with its own escrow.
Every row of the registry names its maker.
